Tymki (Piratenose) Mongoosemania

Tymki (Piratenose) Mongoosemania (Pronounced Time-key) is a pink puffball with an awesome moustache who can shapeshift and eat glass without dying.

Originally born as a human in 1984 to Mr Cotswald and Mrs Virginia (nee Calypso) Mongoosemania, Tymki developed an amazing skill that she later called "Procrastination". She taught this gift to many others and by the tender age of 64 had been offered the Nobel Peace Prize no less than 96 times and each time had accepted it but had been too lazy to come to the actual ceremony.

Nowadays her main focus is haunting the social media platforms of Disqus, Deviantart, YouTube and Facebook. She prides herself on managing to be successful enough to have a few friends on each platform, but never successful enough to make any real difference. When asked for the method behind this amazing technique she replied:

"All I have to do is cry myself to sleep every night, thinking of what I could have done with the time that I had, instead of just lazing around every day. That puts me into a defeated mood and I start the next day and do exactly the same again. It's amazing. I just keep on refreshing pages and hope that someone replies to me. It's literally what I live for."

After the interview she quickly turned back to the computer screen, where she has been ever since.